my mom bought air in a can. Cuz air ain't as cheap as it used to be.

-Yesterday was my first day as a "target team member" it was a lot better than i thought it was gonna be. The 6 hours actually went by really fast. I think it's cuz you're constantly doing something. I rung it up and bagged it up and whoop there it was. I did look a little bit special in my red shirt and khaki pants. This should be a good job to keep through the summer...hopefully.
-My mom just said "you could take a guy who hasn't had a bath in a year and put him in a fur coat and some make-up, he'll look good from far away but he still stinks up close" that is the weirdest thing i've heard in a long time. well then again it did come from my mom so i guess the weirdness is to be expected.
-Tonight i think me and my dad are going to eat somewhere...i think Applebees but who really knows. We can go anywhere cuz my mom and katelyn are not gonna be there. maybe we'll hit up some bars and smoke some crack. only not cuz that would be so dang weird.
-holla back.
-The army keeps sending me stuff in the mail and calling my house and leaving messages. I support our troops and stuff but i could never go into the army. Not because i wouldn't want to fight for freedom and stuff, but more of the fact that i would probably die during training. If we were running miles or something i'd be like 25 miles behind cuz i'm slow. more so physically than mentally. some would object to my last statement, but what do they know?
-I only have 1 week of classes left!! this rocks like you wouldn't believe. My math teacher thinks i'm like retarded or something. She freaks out if people don't answer her and there are only 5 people in the class. 5 dang people. this class is a waste of everybodys time and money. Ahhhhhh it makes me angry like you woulndn't believe.
-You know who creeps me out?..?..?
That's right. it's ryan seacrest.
he looks like he's all plastic and that scares me. When i was little I always have at least 1 or 2 barbies with messed up hair and an arm missing or something. I was always afraid that they would crawl out of my pink barbie carrier and attack me in my sleep. I am now afraid that some how ryan seacrest will found out where i live and attack me in my sleep. It's a creepy thought so i hope everyone who reads this is able to sleep tonight.
-Here are pictures of some of my other pets.The squirrel is nameless but we call the goose Mother so i guess you can call her mother goose..wow. i'm special. i know.


You know that nursery rhyme you heard about with the gingerbread man that could never be caught? well there's no longer a need to worrry about him attacking you in your sleep too. We caught him and put him on a stick for all to see. He seems a little angry about the placement of the stick but he deserves it after all those years of taunting fat peolple, by running around them and knowing good and well they want to eat him but they just simply do not have the power to get up and do so. darn you gingey bread. darn you.

>Alright now. good times. The time i have to just sit around and think of things like that is insane.
I'm gonna watch the OC so have fun and sleep well even if you have visions of Ryan Seacrest floating in your head.