my mom bought air in a can. Cuz air ain't as cheap as it used to be.

-Yesterday was my first day as a "target team member" it was a lot better than i thought it was gonna be. The 6 hours actually went by really fast. I think it's cuz you're constantly doing something. I rung it up and bagged it up and whoop there it was. I did look a little bit special in my red shirt and khaki pants. This should be a good job to keep through the summer...hopefully.
-My mom just said "you could take a guy who hasn't had a bath in a year and put him in a fur coat and some make-up, he'll look good from far away but he still stinks up close" that is the weirdest thing i've heard in a long time. well then again it did come from my mom so i guess the weirdness is to be expected.
-Tonight i think me and my dad are going to eat somewhere...i think Applebees but who really knows. We can go anywhere cuz my mom and katelyn are not gonna be there. maybe we'll hit up some bars and smoke some crack. only not cuz that would be so dang weird.
-holla back.
-The army keeps sending me stuff in the mail and calling my house and leaving messages. I support our troops and stuff but i could never go into the army. Not because i wouldn't want to fight for freedom and stuff, but more of the fact that i would probably die during training. If we were running miles or something i'd be like 25 miles behind cuz i'm slow. more so physically than mentally. some would object to my last statement, but what do they know?
-I only have 1 week of classes left!! this rocks like you wouldn't believe. My math teacher thinks i'm like retarded or something. She freaks out if people don't answer her and there are only 5 people in the class. 5 dang people. this class is a waste of everybodys time and money. Ahhhhhh it makes me angry like you woulndn't believe.
-You know who creeps me out?..?..?
That's right. it's ryan seacrest.
he looks like he's all plastic and that scares me. When i was little I always have at least 1 or 2 barbies with messed up hair and an arm missing or something. I was always afraid that they would crawl out of my pink barbie carrier and attack me in my sleep. I am now afraid that some how ryan seacrest will found out where i live and attack me in my sleep. It's a creepy thought so i hope everyone who reads this is able to sleep tonight.
-Here are pictures of some of my other pets.The squirrel is nameless but we call the goose Mother so i guess you can call her mother goose..wow. i'm special. i know.


You know that nursery rhyme you heard about with the gingerbread man that could never be caught? well there's no longer a need to worrry about him attacking you in your sleep too. We caught him and put him on a stick for all to see. He seems a little angry about the placement of the stick but he deserves it after all those years of taunting fat peolple, by running around them and knowing good and well they want to eat him but they just simply do not have the power to get up and do so. darn you gingey bread. darn you.

>Alright now. good times. The time i have to just sit around and think of things like that is insane.
I'm gonna watch the OC so have fun and sleep well even if you have visions of Ryan Seacrest floating in your head.

Darn the power electricity has over my blog.

I already had a blog ready, it was good to go. excellent. If i was in school i would've gotten an A+, i didn't save it. So the dang electricity went off and now i have to retype it. WHAT THE CRAP?

-So Friday me and my dad are gonna hang out cuz Katelyn is supposed to go to the Reds game and my mom is gonna be singing it up at the womens retreat. Am i weird for loving to hang out with my parents? wait, i know i'm weird without loving to hang out with my parents. So i'm probably even weirder when you add that in to the mix.
-Last night i watched American Idol and Chris was the best of the night. He rocked and it was so cool. Paris, Taylor, and Elliot didn't do too bad either. My least favorite people katharine and kellie weren't good at all and i don't understand why they are still there at all. Ok let's start with Katharine she isn't that good, the judges finally told her what was up last night and it rocked cuz it's like the judges could finally hear. Plus every week it's like she tries to show some part of her body off. she's supposed to be showcasing her voice not her body.
Now on to Kellie who is my least favorite person. America just likes her cuz she's a ditzy-blonde, who has a southern twang and apparently just figured out she can wink or something. I bet she winks like 500 times a night when she's singing. it's annoying like you wouldn't believe. Plus there's the fact that she turns everything she sings in to country. i don't like country at all so that's another reason why i don't like her. Plus when Chris was turning everything he sang in to "rock" style the judges were like "change it up. we always hear the same thing, blah,blah,blah." wow. ok. Chris can actually sing so he should be allowed to do whatever the heck he wants. But Kellie hasn't shown that she can sing anything but country so i vote she leaves the American Idol island. She should've been gone last week when she totally messed her song up. It was down to the last 7 and she got away with butchering a song? that doesn't make any sense to me.
One last thing about American Idol..if Kellie or Katharine wins the whole thing, it will be based on their looks and not their talent. Meanwhile someone who actually can sing will lose, granted they'll still get a record contract somewhere else. It's just the thought of one of them winning. ahh it's so not right.
-Tonight i'm going to Target for orientation. that should be tons of fun. as long as i don't have to watch videos on how to work with customers or something.
-Here are some show i think rock:
-Gilmore Girls
-House
-24
-Hogan Knows Best
-The OC
-All Law and Orders.
It's so time for lunch...and then some homework!! woot! woot!
There ain't no party, like a homework party, cuz a homework party don't stop!

I gotta go it's time to rock it, i put bologna in my left pocket

I put cream cheese in my gold locket.
What is up homies? wow. i'm so gangsta i amaze myself.

-So lately i've been watching the Andy Milonakis Show during the day when nothing else is on and he is so retarded that it's hialrious. I really like it..i guess cuz he's so random it's crazy.
-today is monday! the day of nothingness.
-So yea last night went to the softball game and they did pretty good. Nice job peeps. It was only the first game of the season so it can only get better from here.
-I'm recording The Godfather right now, and i'm gonna watch it tonight. Everybody i've talked to about it says it's good so i hope it is, otherwise i might get violent up in here. fo'real.
-24 is on tonight and i just can't wait to see what's gonna go down. If Jack is around there is definately something crazy about to happen.
-I think tomorrow or wednesday i'm going to go up to Red Lobster and eat lunch. When i go there by myself i bet i look a little special. Cuz the only people who usually go to Red Lobster for lunch are older people and i'm this little freak sitting there in a booth by myself reading.Oh well i love Red Lobster it's one of my favorite places to go.
-For the past 4 days my dog has spent a good amount of time running around in circles. It's the weirdest thing ever. He just runs around outside in circles to the left, the he'll turn around and do some circles to the right. Today though he looked like a horse because while running around in his circles he would jump over his pillow whenever he came to it. So he's not completely blind. he's got to have some vision to be able to do that....

Meth Labs are all the rage..i think i'm gonna start one.

On tuesday i was in at BW3's. While sitting in the giant ciggarette that is that place, i noticed some flashy lights in Biggs parking lot. Then i noticed the fire trucks, police cars. This huge area was roped off with caution tape and there was one car in the middle of it all. So i assume it's a rolling meth lab. and then someone told me it was. So it wasn't really a surprise. Harrison is becoming quite the little meth lab town. Here's what's bothering me about Harrison right now.
THEY DON'T WANT A WAL-MART THERE BECAUSE IT MIGHT BRING "SCUM" IN TO HARRISON, YET THEY HAVE LIKE A MILLION METH LABS EVERY WHERE, granted the first rolling meth lab found was from out of state, but it's the fact that it was found in harrison. NOW TELL ME IF YOU DISAGREE BUT AREN'T THE PEOPLE WHO OWN/CREATE THESE METH LABS THE SAME OR EVEN WORSE THAN THE PEOPLE WAL-MART COULD ATTRACT?
That thought has been on my mind since Mary Lou told me that Harrison has tons of meth labs and i believe her because she practically owns Harrison.

-Now moving on to big and better topics i think my dog smoked some crack or something cuz he is still sleeping and he "went to bed" last night at like 10:30. crazy..i know.
-get to clean church tonight!! and there is a good chance i'll be returning home with some a pizza from LaRosa's! i don't really like their pizza but i smelled it today at school and now it's stuck in my nose.
-So i'm working tomorrow morning so that should be all types of fun.
-Driving home from school today i passed Jeremy on Rt.1 then like 20 seconds later i passed Lorie. It looked like Jeremy was wearing a cut-off t-shirt, i am probably wrong but the thought made me laugh and if you think about it i'm sure you'll laugh too, or maybe you won't. wait--> you will laugh because all the cool kids are doing it. (peer pressure) wow. i'm a freak.
-Speech day yesterday- i went as long as i was supposed to. i guess i did ok. i actually just checked my grade online and i got a 94% that may not be exciting to anyone else but it is to me. It's the highest grade i've gotten on any of my speeches!! heck yes. now granted i didn't win for most persuasive speaker..i did get an A. so yay for me.
- i heard this song on the radio the other day and i think it's called "murderer" it's about some chick who is cheating on her boyfriend and she wants to stop cuz it's killing him and she doesn't want to be a murderer. it's one of the dumbest songs i've ever heard.
-Only 2 weeks of school left! how much does that rock? well a lot. to answer my own question.

Here's some more things i love-
-celery and carrots with ranch
-getting mail
-chicken tenders
-summer time
-Ore Ida french fries/tator tots
-Heinz ketchup
-good pizza
-anyone who actually took time out of their day to read this.

Later Tators.

Please don't let me have a heart attack...

Alright i don't have a lot of time..because i have to go study for my Anatomy test tomorrow, but i just wanted to ask anyone who reads this if they could pray for me around 1:30 tomorrow afternoon...see I have to give a 6 minute speech, i know it might not seem like that big of a deal but i'm really bad at speeches and speaking in front of people is one of my biggest fears it's right after chickens and plus this speech is worth A LOT of points so i can't bomb it. And i know i'll be praying all day that God just gets me through it and keeps me calm enough to talk like a normal person. So yea now that you all know how weird i am i should probably go study. So if you could pray that i do my best, remain calm and don't flip out that would be WONDERFUL. and i'll probably be your best friend forever..that is if i don't have a heart attack while i'm giving my speech.
THANKS BUNCHES!

Denver the last Dinosaur, he's my friend and a whole lot more.

Hola. Donde esta el banyo?
that seems to be the question of the day.

Alright so haven't written since like thursday...i know it's such a long time.
Today is TUESDAY!!

I am so done with all this rain and thunderstorms it just needs to keep being sunny.
3 weeks of school left and then i am done!! well until next year and the 500 years after that i'm going to have to go but oh well 3 weeks and then like 4 whole months of nothing besides working and a vacation!! This rocks.

So here is what has been going on since last we met:

FRIDAY: went to math class (that's right kids i had school on Good Friday)
got my math test back and what was the grade you wonder 96% boo-yah. After class i came home and sat around with my family and what not then i went to the mall and RED LOBSTER!! and then saw Benchwarmers.(it was pretty funny)

SATURDAY: worked, then went to the Easter Egg hunt. there was a lot of people which was cool. I ate some peeps they were good. Then my family (minus Bethany) went and saw Scary Movie 4 it was funny and retarded all at the same time. After that we went and chilled at Justin and Bethanys Hizzouse and ate some macaroni and hotdogs and they were good. Later we went to Flubs this ice cream place down the street and i got a chocolate/vanilla swirl and it was freakishly good. after that we had to go home and i helped my mom get stuff ready for Easter.

SUNDAY: woke up freakishly early. went to Church!! Had people over for lunch(the food was good just in case you were wondering). Ate way too many jelly beans and thought i was going to die. jumped rope and thought i was going to die. found a bunch of Easter eggs...(don't be jealous) and found that Hershey kiss caramels rock the world. too dang bad i'm laying off candy til my 20th birthday. I'm sure it won't be that hard. Well i'm laying off on mass other foods too so this should be a fun 3 1/2 months right?
~~that was such a fun filled weekend. woo-hoo!
I miss the cartoons the Snorks and David the Gnome,Denver the Last Dinosaur,Captain Planet and Dinosaurs. Where are all the good cartoons? arggh. thinking about it makes me angry. What about the shows like Are you afraid of the Dark? or Clarissa explains it all? where's the Mickey Mouse Club? c'mon these were good shows.
I think i got burnt today when i was sitting out in the sun for like 20 minutes...what the heck?
Judge Mathis is on right now and i really should go watch it, so my mom isn't all by her lonesome out there.
Here's something to remember me by>>
SOME OF MY FAVORITE THINGS:
mashed potatoes-pizza-peeps-new socks-being tan-foamy soap-my family/friends-God
that's all for now. i'll be sure and bust out the whole list at another time. Fo'sho.

"If my dog were as ugly as you, i'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards"

~Don't break my heart. My achy, breaky heart.~
EVERYBODY LINE DANCE. GRAB THOSE COWBOY BOOTS AND GO TO TOWN.

That was all sorts of fun!! Yea fun times. Today i was sitting in anatomy and physiology and i was thinking "i'm not taking any of this information in...i need to learn. I wonder what i should do?" so instead of paying more attention to the teacher i decided to write my mom a note. The note was full of the wonderfulness that is my mind. Along with my note came along some GREAT raps i made up to keep my brain running...(seriously 3 hours and 50 minutes of class with only 2 ten minute breaks is INSANE) I plan on putting at least one of these raps on here as a blog tomorrow..I know everyone will just be waiting by their computers all day to read..only not really.

-In speech class today i had to persuade my class to think that being old is better than being young...and it was difficult because i'm not old so i looked retarded, but i'm pretty much used to looking like that in there so oh well.

-I went to McDonalds for lunch today and i got a Mighty Kids Meal. Along with the meal came a freaky troll doll and 100,000 trollarz and a tiny handbag. Now when i was little i loved trollz they were cute and had jewels in their belly buttons, but now they are deformed and scary...as are most of the cartoons that are on tv now. Oh well.

-is it sad that i am going through every NSYNC song i know (which is everyone they ever made) in my head right now and singing them without messing up any of the words? i guess i have a weird memory. Alright i'm letting too much of my Amberlee weirdness out....it should probably be contained and saved for a later date right?
-Night kids. Don't get lost or do drugs. Peace and Love to peanut. I love these little dots I put everywhere...............

Water makes you feel clean....but pop makes ya feel CRAZY like a DINGO.

-Drinking water is good for you but water is so freakishly boring that i never really want to drink it, even though i know i'm supposed to. every once in awhile i'll feel guilty and go on a water binge. Water is retarded. Had to get that out of the way because it was bugging me.

-So today i went to Mount Saint Joseph to meet with my academic advisor and that was a boat load of fun. I got my fall schedule and you know what the first thing was i did when i got it? i looked to see what time my last class is on fridays so i could calculate what time i'll be able to go to family camp.Is that sad or what? family camp is in october and it's dang april. Maybe it's because i love family camp just that much...or maybe it's because i'm just a freak. I think it's probably a mixture of the two. Oh and if you're wondering my class will end at 11:50!! hopefully my schedule doesn't change. and if it does darn the dang world i'll just have to skip that day. Word up.
-Tonight is egg dying night!! it is gonna rock because i read all this stuff in this magazine on how to make cool designs and stuff. So on Easter when they are on display don't be jealous.
-I love the sunshine. it rocks. no need to say anything else about that.
-my computer is making a weird noise. i think it's going to blow up.
-The electricity went out today for like 10 minutes it was weird and silent.
-The guy who lives across the street (who has 700 trees and doesn't mow the outer part of his yard cuz "it's the counties job") mowed his grass today and it was weird. Everyone and their mom was mowing their grass. I probably should've mowed ours cuz my mom and dad don't have time to do it and i don't think katelyn weighs enough to sit on the seat to get the mower started.
~~~~Alright well it's time for speech homework, so i must go and get it over with because only 4 weeks of class left and two speeches!!!!~~~~

Cujo+TiVo+complete boredom= vanilla instant pudding.

Alright so i've had TiVo for like an hour and i already think it's possibly the coolest thing since sliced bread and everybody knows how much i love bread so that's saying a lot.
Story time>>Yesterday Katelyn went out to go feed Roscoe and Dewey and some how they escaped so we were flipping out because they do not listen or stay in our yard if they are both out at the same time...well they both were running around like crazy and they started to calm down and stay in the yard. well roscoe came up and snapped at riley and then walked away because i yelled at him. riley was all sniffing around cuz he had no idea what the heck was going on. After about 10 minutes roscoe came back over and started smelling riley...then he just flipped out and started attacking him. the hair on his neck was raised and riley couldn't see what was happening so he was just trying to find a space where roscoe wasn't...but roscoe started biting him and going crazy it was so flippin scary. Katelyn was slapping roscoe and he still wouldn't stop. I picked riley up and was trying to get him in the house but roscoe was still trying to get at him.Riley kept whimpering because roscoe was like seriously biting him. Even after i took riley inside roscoe was trying to get to him. I thought riley was gonna have a heart attack or something cuz he was breathing all funny. It was truly insane. The whole time roscoe was turning into cujo, dewey was just walking around. After i got riley in the house dewey and roscoe just left. I went chasing after them because in all honesty i wanted to kill roscoe. They went all the way to the dang lake behind our house and thought they were all free til this giant husky came chasing after them. i've never seen either one of them move that fast. Yea that was freakishly long but it's a semi interesting story and i have plenty of time on my hands so i figured "why the heck not share it?"

Jump Rope for Heart kept me from being fat in elementary school.

Word up! homies. Today was eventful i got to hang out with my mom all day and it was super fun. We went to the mall,target,the knee doctor guy,Big Lots,Wendys. and just to let everyone know >Wendys chicken nuggets are the best chicken nuggets ever! I got a dang Easter outfit at the Sears. i'm gonna look massively retarded but i needed something to wear so i'm sure i'll get over it.
Mother of Pearl I am so freakishly tired and i have no reason to be.

-Here's some good news Target called me back either i failed the drug/background test...or i got the job. Hopefully it's the second one.
I'm so excited that Easter is this week Easter rocks.

-Note to everyone who knows my dad>>right now he is wearing jean overalls..and it's weird because i've only seen him wear jeans twice and overalls um NEVER. it's crazy. my dad is a funny little man.

-I came to a realization this morning>>Saved by the Bell is corny..yet i love it. I've seen every episode like 12 times and i still love to watch it.

-My mom ordered the TiVo thing from Suscom today and there are coming to install the box thing tomorrow so that's something to look forward to. heck yes!

-I wish Suscom had the boomerang channel that shows all the old cartoons. There are like no good cartoons. All this anime business isn't cool it's annoying and peoples faces are pointy. I miss the snorks and David the Gnome. .

-these weird random thoughts keep popping into my head and i'm tempted to type them out. I should because nobody could say anything about it because it is my blog. Oh well i guess i'll just go eat some food and save the randomness for a later date.

Mic check, Mic check one-two---one-two...ambizzles gonna lay down a rhyme for you.

Hola everybody. How's it going? I'm doing good. Today has been a good day heck yes! Here's the days events
-woke up and went to work, got a McGriddle (and i don't even work at McDonalds), then my mom came into work
-Went to WAL-MART!!!! got some cool stuff like...a Yankees hat,a new wallet,a beta fish his name is J.R. Sunshine, i felt bad for him because all the other fish were in clear cups and he was sitting in this dirty water, so i bought him and now he's cooler than all the other fish cuz he's got a cool bowl and clean water.Yea i also bought a Jason Mraz cd. Wal-Mart rocks!
-Oh i forgot to mention the most important thing I got some PEEPS of the chick persuasion.I love peeps they are my favorite things in the world next to mashed potatoes.
-Yesterday was CRAZY a bunch of us went to the mall in the crazy storm and i HATE storms cuz they freak me out and make me hyperventilate (sp) and what not. We were in Applebees when a window in the mall (one of the ones really high up) got blown out and the Olive Garden sign got blown down it was insane. The rain was blowing sideways.
-After we left we went to Jeremys Birthday party and got totally wasted. j/k but i did witness a miracle there>> belle (the cat) actually let a human hug her and she didn't move or do the freaky hand movement . it was the weirdest thing i've ever seen.
-Tomorrow is Sunday!! good times. hope everybody has fun today.

TODAYS FEATURES::crack,math, and my lovely handwriting.

Today is FRIDAY!!
friday is my second favorite day of the week..Today i had to go to math for tards and the teacher was telling me how beautiful my handwriting is...which i think is weird cuz i don't have good handwriting, it looks like a 4 year olds. Oh well it kinda creeped my out though cuz you don't really do alot of handwriting in math it's mostly just the numbers and what not. Oh well just thought i'd share that so other people could be creeped out too, and if you aren't creeped out by that then go dig yourself a hole to live in (saddam did it...you can too.)

Alright so tomorrow is saturday which means i'm working in the morning-> woo-hoo-> only not so much. Then after that who knows what will happen. actually i kind of do. most likely nothing! just sitting around with my family!

This afternoon i'm going shopping with my mom, chrissy , katelyn and all her 12 million friends so that should be boatloads of fun. oh yea before i forget HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEREMY not likely that he'll read this it's the thought that counts right? I want some new vans slip ons. The ones i want have penguins on them do you have any idea how cool that is? penguins are the coolest animals ever made. yea i know i'm a little bit special but God made me that way for some reason not really sure what reason that is but he's God so you can't really question why he does things. Fo'real.
Have a wonderful day and enjoy the sunshine or don't the choice is really yours....i was just trying to be nice.

Argggh my mom's a pirate.

Alright captains...today is THURSDAY and it's where my week begins. I go to school all day and it's BORING like you wouldn't believe. My day was pretty cool though this morning i woke up at 3am to take riley outside he had to take care of some personal business...he prefers that i don't go into further detail.
This picture is riley when he's mad, he always threatens to just leave. He made one of those threats when he saw me typing this. crazy i know.
Yea when i woke up my momizzle had bought me and katelyn McGriddles..it was really good. Then i had to go to Anatomy and that class is boring, luckily he let us out early so i got to come home!
Then i had to go back for speech (ahh) we didn't really so anything. So we got out early there too! then i came home and here i am filling everybody in on the daily happenings of Amberlee. Oh yea note to jeremy and his creepy comment: Hugs are evil. so how about not being creepy? just a thought.
Alright so yea tomorrow i have to go to my math class a.k.a math for tards. It's gonna be so retarded and i'm not looking forward to it at all.
Yea so i'm thinking about getting another tattoo that says " Crack kills...slowly but surely" not really but oh well.

apparently P.Diddy was right when he said "it's all about the benjamins baby"

So word up! Apparently Katelyn has started celebrating a bit early being as i still have to pass a drug test and a background check to get the job at Target...then again the chances of me failing a drug test are about the same as the dinosaurs returning to the earth. and i don't know what they are looking for exactly with the background check but i'm not hiding anything so go for it. As long as i get the job i'm good to go. Yea apparently i'm going to be a cashier, me Miss Smiley-Happiness!! yay! alright just wanted to fill everyone in on the happenings of my life.


NOTICE: Katelyn is totally drinking sparkling grape juice in that picture. I had to put that cuz my mom was like "Amberlee" in her mom voice...so there ya go mom.

Oh yea i bought a 3 cd collection of Johnny Cash songs!!!! and it rocks.

word up.

This is Riley...i'm thinking ab0ut letting him join the Rodeo. what do you think?

This is a picture of me looking evil and playing the drums..well technically i'm not playing the drums so really it's just a picture of me looking evil and holding drum sticks.

So yea it is official i have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS. i worked from 6 to 9:30 this morning and instead of being tired like i usually am I am energized and ready to run a mile..the part about the mile is a lie, but oh well.

Today should be a fun day I have an interview at Target @ 12 pm, then a facial with Armond. Well i do have an interview but no facial. I hate interviews cuz i'm not good with eye contact and i always get nervous and turn into a weirder person than i already am. but i have been praying that i'll just stay calm so who knows what's gonna happen. I also get to go to church tonight woo-hoo. yea i'm a semi-youth leader so it's always fun. Hopefully when i go to Target i can get some cds with my money i got from my check today and maybe a new handbag. Oh yea note to ppl> i really don't like the word purse ( i can't believe i just typed it) it's weird so i use handbag. Alright well i guess i should go and get ready to leave so have fun and pray for me and the interview. I'll be sure and write all about the interview cuz i just know people will be dying to know what happened.

what the crap.

good times.
I can't get a flippin picture on the dang thing. which is probably for the best. At least for the one person who will be reading this. Oh well yea i just wanted to write something retarded so i could see how this business works. now i have to go clean and what not but i'll be sure to write again being as i have way too much time on my hands, it's crazy.