I only give organs to my real friends, Go get yourself a monkey kidney.

-Here's something interesting. Tonight we got chinese food and i opened up my fortune cookie and my fortune said this "Don't underestimate yourself. Your social skills are needed by others at this time." that just made me laugh. so i thought i'd share.
-Friday night I took Katelyn and her friend Rachel to the Stellar Kart concert. It was really cool, we were pretty close to the stage so they were like right there. After the concert we got posters signed so that was really cool. boo-yah
-before the concert we went to The Old Spaghetti Factory and if you've ever been there you know they give you a loaf of bread to eat during your meal. Well i like cutting the end off the bread then hollowing out the middle bread area then it's all hollow and cool. So yay for hollow bread!
-So all of the shows i watched this week were really good. and i am so excited that there are so many good shows on.
-Here's what stinks....I have heard pretty much nothing about the OC and that makes me really mad because despite what other people say or think. I like the OC and it ticks me off that there is like no information about it.
-had to have a rant about the OC. lo siento.
~Family Camp is this week!!!! how exciting is that? i'm debating whether or not to go out Wednesday night or Thursday afternoon.
PEACE.

I highly recommend....

This week i highly recommend watching Weird Al Yankovics "White and Nerdy" video. it's based off of Chamillionaires "Ridin Dirty" it is so hilarious. seriously go to yahoo and watch it right now.

heck yes.

Let's start out with some humor>>>
Michael Scott: [trying to motivate an employee for the basketball game] You'll be like the dwarf that follows the wizard to the end of the earth in... uh... Lord of the Rings!
Dwight Schrute: Gimli.
Michael Scott: ...NERD. THAT's why you're not on the team.
Michael Scott: I know 'grumble grumble', but you would follow me to the ends of the earth grumblin' all the way. Like that uh dwarf from "Lord of the Rings". Dwight Schrute: Gimli.
Michael Scott: Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.
Dwight Schrute: Just tryin' to be helpful.
Michael Scott: Oh ul, I'll ul. Dragon Slayer. Ten point power sword.
Jim Halpert: That's him.

Here is another good one>>
Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Roy: Well what is your type?
Jim Halpert: ...Moms, primarily. Yup. Soccer moms. Single Moms. Nascar Moms. Any type of Mom.
Kevin: Stay away from my mom...
Jim Halpert: Too late, Kev.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dwight Schrute: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Michael Scott: Last week I would've given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, "Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dwight Schrute: The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis.
Jim Halpert: Sounds Tough.
Dwight Schrute: Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Dwight Schrute: Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony.
Jim Halpert: OK, Whoa, all right 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
Dwight Schrute: [reading from a sheet] Uh, Leprosy, Flesh Eating Bacteria, Hot Dog Fingers, Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection.
>>>>> one last one..
Michael Scott: I guess the atmosphere that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.

>>GOTTA LOVE THE OFFICE>>

oh i wonder wonder what's in a wonder ball.

Some day i hope to find a guy that will sing to me at random times. (massive sarcasm)
The previous statement stems from me watching a musical episode of 7th Heaven. It was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.
-Today i went and ate at Larosas by myself. i hate eating by myself...it's really weird.
-i went to the food court and got a SLUSHIE!! slushies are so good, it's ridiculous.
-wowza. so yea someone, some where was playing really dumb music really loud and it was so getting on my nerves.
- There are bells at school and they ring every hour and it's kind of obnoxious.
-family camp is next week!! i'm so excited!
-Heroes is on tonight. i hope it's a good show.
-i am fo'real about to go and do some homework. so PEACE.

I highly recommend....

Dang it. I know i've been slacking on this "I highly recommend" thing so i'm here to just tell ya some things i highly recommend.

-The Office..if you aren't watching it you need to be. it's hilarious.

-The Studio 60 show with Matthew Perry. it is a good show...go watch it.right now. i mean it.

-Cheese. it's good and goes with many things, like chips and various other foods.

-Wraps with bacon,turkey and lettuce. they are just good and healthy too.

I don't recommend these things for my health or because it's fun. I recommend them because THEY ROCK.

** if you have any suggestions for this please feel free to keep them to yourself..this isn't YOU highly recommend, it's I highly recommend. boo-yah.
-I apologize. The previous statement was kind of mean-

PEACE.

OH SNAP...THAT'S WICKED AWESOME.

Hey.Hey.Hey.
Yes. indeed it's Sunday night only 22 minutes till it's monday morning!
-what's not to love about monday morning? hmm let's see..NOTHING THAT'S WHAT, wait i am wrong. having a class on monday morning is lovely. and the fact that monday means the weekend is over and everything returns to normal and the week is BLAH is lovely too. but i do have some good news! in 4 more days there is another weekend! that is something to look forward to.
-So Bethany found these cats and brought them to our house today and i don't usually like cats (cuz they are creepy) but these cats were pretty cool. I named one Bing Bong, but i can't keep it because my parents are all about no more pets. so what's a girl to do? can't bring the cat to my dorm room obviously. So my dad is gonna try to give it to this lady he knows who takes in cats that need homes. Heres to you Bing Bong may you live a long and healthy life.
-that was such a moving paragraph. I think we need to have a moment of silence for Bing Bong.
ha gotcha you'll never know if i took a whole minute or not.
-mother of pearl. It was really hot in my dorm room when i came in and i didn't like it, but i figured out what was going on so we are good to go.
-I should probably go to bed..but i'm a rebel and i refuse to go to sleep right now. forget it. i'm not a rebel but i am tired so PEACE ya'll.

"Why would you have the stereo and tv on at the same time?">> "cuz i like to PARTY."

-How is everyone on this lovely Thursday afternoon? i just came back from lunch woo-hoo.
-So this morning i was sleeping all nice and peaceful like when someone, some where decided it was time for a fire drill AT 6 A.M. what the dang heck? we had to leave the dorms and go stand in the dang cold for 25 minutes. that was a form of cruel and unusual punishment. Not only was there a loud siren but there was a strobe light thing too which made it 10 times better, and to top it off our escape route is to go down the steps and out in to the quad..um hi the quad is in the MIDDLE of all the buildings....so if the buildings are burning then its gonna come at us, not the smartest idea ever but whatever.
-I have two tests today...well only one left i took the other one this morning. yay me...i know.
i guess i should go dang study.
--So last night SASH hung out. that was tons o'fun. got a lot of pictures. I haven't had an updated picture of us in forever. we got ice cream from the Zip Dip place and it was really good.Here are some highlight pictures of the night.
- This is us being straight gangsta
I'm running....from nothing

me and stephanie.. i know we are such gangstas..it kinda looks like she has me in a choke hold like she's gonna rob me or something. but it is still a nice picture.


i have no clue what Holli is doing in this picture...it kinda looks like she's stretching or something.

PEACE YO. i gotta study.

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends

hey everybody!
it's tuesday for those of you who have lost track of the days.
-So man alive i was so not wanting to be in class today. i for real kept wanting to fall asleep. it was ridiculous.
-check this out

yea that's right we are straight up New York Olive Garden GANGSTA.
Man alive my stomach hurts like you wouldn't believe.
-Geez. I was typing a paper today and i got to the 3rd page and did something and it all just disappeared. needless to say i was kinda ticked. so i typed it all over again and then Justin calls and says i could've gotten it back.oh well i'm quite the little typer.
-wow. House is on tonight!
-So there has been a poster sale going on the lat two days here on campus so i really wanted to go and check it out. So at lunch me and kara (my roommate) went and looked at them. Some of them were seriously disturbing like you wouldn't believe. Some of the posters were really cool though, but they were like $9. i was not paying $9 for a poster.
I gotta go my battery is about to die and yes i could plug it in but i'm gonna go watch tv. lata gatas.

I'm a lookin and i'm a liken

yo. what is up homies?
So today started out really blah. i'm good to go right now. kinda hyper it's pretty weird.
~So yes indeed. In psychology today my teacher gave us some MUSK Lifesavers and they smelled weird and tasted weird too. it was pretty nasty.
~I did have another BLT wrap thing for lunch. Those things are so good..it's ridiculous.
-it's like 10 a night and i am hungry. i'm debating whether or not to go get some food or not.
-i finished watching Veronica Mars SEASON 2. and oh my goodness. It is such a good show, i know i've said it before but i'll continue saying it, possibly forever..well at least until my memory begins to fade at the age of 30 and i forget everything including where i left my 6 children.
-wow. so yea just wanted to write a blog and keep everyone updated.
UPDATES:
-i still like chicken,pepperoni pizza, mashed potatoes and cheese.
- i'm currently working on a symbol that would stand for my name (like prince) but i just can't seem to find the right one .
-i think i'm gonna get Arbys.
-homework is retarded. i currently have all mine done.
- tomorrow is FRIDAY!! which means i can go home.
-people are so very special. it scares me at times.

lata gatas.

oh how the mighty have fallen.

So yea. Neither my title or picture have anything to do with my blog..go figure right?
So my 11:00 class was cancelled today!!
-oh my goodness i took my christian scriptures test today. and i have no clue how i did. i'm pretty sure i knew everything but then the self doubt sneaks in and says "hey amberlee rethink this, maybe you have no flippin clue what you are talking about" but my professor did say he liked my shirt which was kinda weird.
-man alive i did something really dumb....are you ready for this? i went and bought. justin timberlakes new cd. i know i'm retarded. i like the "my love" song and i couldn't help it. it was only $10.35. the weird thing is i was gonna buy it at target but it had a parental advisory sticker on it...um what the heck? so i went to wal-mart where they edit the cds. feel free to make fun of me. i'm sure i'll be hearing something from Justin..my brother not timberlake.
-peace homies. BONUS: i bought some candy corn pumpkins!! i love them pumpkins. boo-yah.
-everyone has halloween stuff out all ready.
-i cut my tongue. ya know those ring things on plastic bottles? when you take the caps off they are the annoying things that are still there. well i tried to take the one off today and i cut my tongue. totally crazy i know.
well i should go do some homework. love,peace and chicken grease.
what exactly does chicken grease have to do with love and peace?

there's a pretzel in my head....

Happy Tuesday!
i figured i'd start the blog off with a little bit of me...some people might have forgotten what i look like.
-yes, that is a unicorn on my head.
-Alright so i woke up this morning feeling pretty good. sat through 2 retarded classes and then something clicked in my head and i am just really happy today. weird i know. it's the rain. i like rain...not a lot like Katelyn though.
-So i need to start actually paying attention to what i write, because i know i can write i just don't want to and college= a bunch of writing papers so i just need to suck it up and do better so my teachers don't think i'm really dumb.
-man my stomach hurts whenever i eat at the food court. i popped some Tums like 5 minutes ago so i should be fine in a while.
-i should be studying for my christian scriptures class but i really don't want to cuz that class is making me very angry right now so i'll just study in like an hour.
OH. it is so close to the time when all my shows come back from summer break! it's one of my favorite times of the year.
i am gonna blog some more later but i foreal need to get a move on in the study department. so lata gatas.

I'm training to become a cage fighter.

So word up!
-This weekend was tons o'fun.
FRIDAY- went to the Jr/Sr High retreat ate a bunch of macaroni, oh how i adore the mac and cheese.
SATURDAY-went to work. then the rest of the day i sat around and watched Veronica Mars season 1 with my family.
SUNDAY-went to church! came home and watched parts of the Bengals game, ate, played Phase 10 and Hand & Foot. good times. then i sat around and then came back to school. We did go to Biggs today and my parents bought me Cheeze-its and Spaghetti O's with meatballs. Boo-yah.
-I love hanging out with my family. I think most people think i'm a bit odd cuz i'm a 20 year old who actually likes to hang out with her family...too bad i don't care. wow. i'm a little bit special.
i am so going to go to bed in like 10 minutes. So peace and I hope everyone has a good day on Monday and remember it's 9/11, not that anyone could or would forget. It's been 5 years. it's crazy how quickly time passes isn't it?

I should probably stop being so dang social. it's getting ridiculous.

hey everybody..it's me again. who else would it be? good question i know.
- so i know i only blogged like 2 hours ago but i've thought of some new things to discuss since then.
1st.. my right knee hurts REALLY bad and for no dang reason.

2nd..all these ppl bring their computers to class with them and i have this obsession for looking to see what their backgrounds are. You have the normal pictures with friends,family,significant other. But then you get into sports like football,basketball and some form of wrestling. it wasn't WWF or anything it was something else, kinda creepy. I've seen frogs and other animals. I wonder what makes these people choose these things. I guess it's to remind them of something they like? who knows. i just thought it was a weird thing.

3rd...in psychology we were taking notes and this brain popped up on the screen as one of the things on the power point and can i just say that brains are really weird looking. like i've seen brains before but for some reason it just stuck in my mind today.

4th..i'm very hungry. i know it's the most interesting thing you will ever know about me. i haven't eaten anything but a breakfast bar. darn the world. they should have dang room service at college..that's right. i'm feeling too dang lazy to go down the elevator across the parking lot, down some steps into the food court thing today. Oh well i'll make my way over there some time before 6.

I'm currently drinking water because water is good for you. 80% of your brain is water. thats just a little something i picked up in psychology today.

-I would really like some tuna noodle casserole right now or pretty much anything with mashed potatoes. some good biscuits too. you should never leave home without some good biscuits like pillsbury biscuits they are always good.
wow. you know you've reached a low point when you have a whole paragraph about food and more than half of that paragraph is about biscuits.

One of you turds is about to get smacked in the face

Word up homies! i got my computer on the network here at school so now i can blog everyday from the comfort of my dorm room without going down stairs to the computer lab!! can i get a woot woot perhaps?
~Alright so my foot is asleep and i'm kinda tired.
You wanna know something? So my brother lent me the first season of Veronica Mars to watch, and it rocks. I always saw the commercials for it and wanted to see it but i don't know if it was on the same time as one of my other shows (pre-tivo) i actually think it might have been on UPN and we didn't use to have UPN so i didn't watch it. The dang show rocks and i can't wait to watch season 2 and then when it comes back on this fall. yay for me! i won't be too bored on campus cuz i got all my shows to watch.
-Wow. So i gotta go to class. peace out fo'real.