Alright turds.

So apparently i write too much in my blogs and they are too long. WELL LO SIENTO, but last time i dang checked it was MY BLIZOG and i was allowed to write as much as i want to.
Anyways due to the response of my public i've decided to write short pieces of nothingness...because i'm dang angry. So this is all you people of america are getting for now. You won't ever know how my past week has been because some people (a.k.a Jeremy and Katelyn) whine about reading it all. Those two people have ruined all my blog thoughts. All my nothingness has gone out the window and now i can't think of ANYTHING to write. I have bloggers block because of Katelyn and Jeremy. Thanks bunches...only not.

I like wearing platinum but my favorite colors green.

So it has come to my attention that people are retarded and the sad thing is there is nothing anyone can do about it.
-I went to BW3s today to visit Stephizzle and because BW3s has the best chicken tenders in the world.
-here's some exciting news...I finally have a real name on my name tag at target i'm no longer "new team member" I am Amberlee! here's a pic of my cool name tag.

Don't be jealous. ok.

-Yea that was good times.So i let Katelyn drive my car up to Logan Mart today becasue it's fun to drive alot when you have your temps but when you get your license it's all downhill from there. I bought her a pack of gum for driving so good, I told my mom that every time she's driving fine we should give her a treat like a dog. Only Katelyns not a dog cuz she's a human. Obviously.

-Wowza.I have $3.85 in my pocket how cool is that?

-Oh i have a business idea. in August when i go to school i'm going to open up a business called "Hugs for Humanity" I'm going to charge people a dollar to give me a hug. and if the person doesn't bathe or smells like a shoe the cost will be $5. If i hug 1 million people that is a million bucks! crazy i know. It sounds like a good idea but it'll never work because i really do not like hugs as everyone knows.

Peace out.

Captain Perfecto called....

So my brother had to chime in on everyones good time to remind us for the umpteenth time that he knows more than everybody especially when it comes to movies. This movie info doesn't really help him right now but when he's 70 and on some game show and they are asking him all sorts of dumb questions then he'll win a billion dollars and share it with us all. Just to make sure everyone understands the difference between a gremlin and a mawgwai i found some pictures to help clarify some more.

This is a gremlin. It's the ugly one that lives in the stomach of some humans.
A mawgwai will turn in to this if exposed to water.














This is Gizmo. He's 34, a leo and enjoys moonlit walks on the sidewalk. Wait...nevermind. This is a mawgwai. He will stay cute and furry til he gets touched by water then he turns in to an ugly furless gremlin.






Alright. Now that we all know which is which I'm sure we'll all be able to sleep a little better just knowing the difference. I know i will sleep 10 times better now having this tiny morsel of education implanted in my brain by my freakishly well educated brother. THANKS JUSTIN. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT!

Poo shanks>>>>>i forgot the coolest part about my night. I bought season 2 of the OC!!!! and Ashley Parker Angels new cd and these really cool dinosaur pens for me and katelyn.
Wow. it's like 12:30 in the am. Here's one last thing. Yesterday at work I heard a chick say "WHAT EV'S" to her mom and i tried freakishly hard to hold in the laughter and it worked till they were out the door.
PEACE AND LOVE TO PEANUT. I'm off to bed. cuz i am tired fo'real.

I TAKE IT BACK.

Ahmm. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

-Jeremy has just informed me that he does not have a man crush on my dad. That's good to hear. But here's my question>> do you have man crushes on justin, aj and all other guys you hang around for more than 5 minutes?
J/K jeremy don't flip out and get violent.

-I got a call from the Army Reserves. usually i'd be all like "um no. i'm too fat to join the army." but this dude was talking to me and the reserves have some high points like having college paid for and a signing bonus and other things. Then there's the drawbacks...there's a contract and some other stuff. Who knows. I'm just so CRAZY....I guess you could even say I am >>>>>

This is for the FREAKS...you know who you are.

There you go freakies. The cute gremlin. The reason i didn't put a picture of him on here the first time is cuz who wants to think about something cute like that living in their stomach? That thought is just sad where as the creepy gremlin is a scary/creepy thought. and if something is living in your stomach it should be creepy and scary not cute.

-So holla back youngins who. who. That was my song for the day.

-Dude i'm REALLY bored so i'm gonna post some pics of random people/places/good times.

Here's my dad and Jeremy. I think Jeremy might have a little man crush on my dad,my brother,aj and any other man he spends more than five minutes around. Creepy i know.

Here's Kelsey,Katelyn and me at the Apple Barn on vacation last year.

This is Kelsey,Katelyn,me and Lil Bobby.

Here's me and my mom. Look how weirdly tan we are.





Here's me at Wal-Mart. I am BatGirl.






This is Lil Bobby outside the hotel room. Eating a popsicle. He ate like 24 of those everyday it was weirdly entertaining to keep count of how many he ate. Lil Bobby rocks.




Here's my mom and dad. My dad kinda looks like he's strangling my mom.




Bethany,Katelyn and me at the Smoky Mountains forever ago.Bethanys hair was freakishly long in this pic. i doubt you can see it though.




This was taken on the boat my grandpa got married on. I know what your all thinking. WHAT IS UP WITH JUSTINS HAIR? i've always wondered the same.




Here's the Family.





Bethany,Jessica,
and Kelsey at the Apple Barn.




This is the picture i send
to all the modeling agencies.




Me and Katelyn.
Katelyn is freakishly
strong.




Me and Bethany looking
all cool with braids.
Fo'real.



Justin,Katelyn,and me.
we are weird..i know.






The hair rocks.
i wish it was like that everyday.







Me and Olivia at Disney World with Donald Flippin Duck. He's so famous. i almost crapped my pants.






Wow. Was that entertaining or what? That's what happens when i get freakishly bored. People get to see pictures of stuff.
Alright well i'm gonna go get some sun.

this is how i roll. fo'real homies.

Alright it's FRIDAY! which in my world is no different from any other day of the week. I do have to be at work in 2 hours so that should be tons o' fun. Oh yea listen to this crap. I told the people at target that i can work any time except SUNDAYS and Wednesdays after 6. So i go to check the schedule on tuesday and when do they have me working?? DANG SUNDAY from 2 to 9. how about no. i have to figure a way to get out of it because sunday is my dang church/family/NO WORK day. what is so hard to understand about that?
-so here's some exciting news...i'm looking around for a labtop. So far HP and Dell are tied. They both have pretty much the same stuff and they are around the same price...choices dang choices. well it's not like i have to decide right this second so maybe i should stop talking about it.
-You know what car is cute ? the new Honda Fit i don't care what anyone else thinks about it. i like it and they are cheap and well HONDA need i say more?


I like those but i really want a CIVIC.

Alright enough about the car i dang wish i had.
Moving on...My brother needs to write another dang blog..It's been awhile since anything was seen moving about on the other Honeycutt end of "blogland" Justin and Bethany i know you are busy, but people who don't have lives (a.k.a ME) would love to know what's going on in your life. so please be kind and keep us dang updated.
-So my mom might have to have her catarct surgery thing re-done. Her eyes have been weird lately so she went to the eye doctor today. So just pray that everything goes good and what not.
-my stomach is growling like i haven't eaten in forever or something. I better go eat something before the tiny gremlin in my stomach gets mad and tries to punch it's way out.
Peace Out fo'real.

and now i'm back from outer space....

Word up homies. So it's been a week since i have written anything and apparently in "blog land" that is a freakishly long time.
so here are some updates..
-on the American Idol front anyone who voted for katharine is retarded. i have stopped watching the show because if she can stay on when she messed up the words and just plain stinks all together than something is wrong with the whole voting system. so i'm on strike.
-Oh yea so evidently last wednesday was "the night for Amberlee to be ticked off" cuz first i watched american idol and found that chris was gone...then i watched the Gilmore Girls season finale and the ending made me MAD like crazy...i thought i was gonna turn green like the hulk and get violent, but i didn't so everything is good. but now i have to dang wait until next september to find out what is gonna go on and i hate waiting ahhhhhhhhh.
-i've been working like everyday which is weird and what not.
-Happy Belated Mothers Day to my mom. On mothers day riley got lost and i was freaking out because i thought he was laying in a cold,wet puddle on the side of the road dead. But luckily jeremy and justin found him and brought him back so it's all good now. he's like my favorite pet i've ever had and i would've crapped my pants if he would've been gone forever. He isn't even a year old yet.
-So yea i haven't been to the movies in like 2 months and in "honeycutt world" that's a long time. maybe i should go see a movie right now..but i don't have any money, maybe they'd let me pay with my good looks. Here's a pic of my good looks.
There's probably a better chance i'd get in for free because i look a little special. Doesn't matter how i get in as long i can see a dang movie.

-monday night i hung out with stephanie. we went to cincinnati mills and jungle jims and BW3s because i love me some chicken tenders. we ended up staying there for like 3 hours because she had to talk to someone and i got stuck talking to her ex-boyfriend about gas prices and how i want a honda civic and anything else that popped in my mind.
Oh yea i've been meaning to put this on here for a while but i just now got around to it>> here is the picture of what my chicken tender cowboy tattoo will look like>

Now i'm not artistic at all so he kinda looks like a turd. but when the tattoo artist does it, it'll be 1,000 times better. No doubt
-My stomach is growling like there is a freaky animal living inside it. that's a weird thought- having like a grimlin living in your stomach. ahh i need to stop thinking about it or i'll have a nightmare and i know nobody wants that.
-so you know what are good? teddy grahams. doesn't matter what kind you get they are all good. and Dunk-a-roos are good too. it's something about those tiny cookies and that icing that is wonderful.
if you don't agree with me then something is wrong with your brain.
-So there are these two games on my cell phone that i am addicted to. Canal Control and Golf Tour something about them makes me what to play them every free second i have. when i get a break at work i'll be playing them. it's ridiculous. i think i need to go to cell phone gamers anonymous and get on the 12 step program. i already am done with step 1 because i admitted i have a problem.
-So i don't want to take the plastic covering off the inside of my phone. i will start to peel it off but then i think about how nasty the screen gets when there is nothing there and that makes me want to run away and clean something. maybe i should just suck it up and stop being a weirdo.
-So i think i'm gonna go take a nap because i am an old lady. So katelyn here is the dang blog you told me to write. This is fo you puddin pop. wow. i actually just called my sista puddin pop.
lata gatas.

my bologna has a first name it's >> O-S-C..wait a second... who names their bologna? that's creepy.

So yesterday was an eventful day to say the least.
I went to work and i had only been working for about 25 minutes.
I went to move and BAM! i feel this tearing and i hear a pop. and my knee does like a 360 and i end up on the floor. What the crap? i know it's exactly what i was thinking.
So the people around me are like Oh my gosh what happened? this is completely crazy.
They put me in this wheel chair and take me to the back.
To move the story along 25 minutes later my mom shows up and takes me to the emergency room. Where i am sitting there waiting to be looked at while my knee is throbbing like never before.
Finally i got to see the doctor, get some x-rays. and they tell me i just twisted it and there is some sort of derangement but other than that i should be fine. i just need to wear this freaky brace and use crutches for 48 hours. and they gave me some medicine. We were at the hospital for like 5 hours and it was retarded. Oh yea and to top the day off i had to take a drug test. Seriously? like i'm on drugs...i'm weird enough already just imagine how much weirder i'd be on drugs.
So yea that was all sort of fun...only not really.
so yea here's another semi-interesting story.
for the past couple of months i've been freaking out cuz MSJ kept sending me stuff telling me i need to have $500 dollars for a notebook deposit and i can't just pull $500 out of thin air. So today i get the mail and they sent me a letter telling me i can buy my own labtop as long as it agrees with their specifications. How cool is that? it's going to be so much cheaper than their computers are. I'm so excited and i just can't hide it. i'm about to lose control and i think i like it. Sorry,i think everybody should throw that song into their day at some point.
Wow. good times. i know.
Today i watched Mean Girls i forgot how funny that movie actually is. I also caught up on some Family Matters and a little Step-by-Step, oh and Boy Meets World. i used to watch those shows when ABC's T.G.I.F line-up actually had good shows.
So yea i think this blog is complete, so i'm gonna hobble back the living room. Hope everybody has a wonderful day....peace and love to peanut.

Free At Last...

So it's been over a week since my last blog. I know people must be going through withdrawals or something. Anyway here are some updates on my life.
-i've been working almost everyday at Target which is weird cuz i'm so used to never working at all. crazy i know.
-SCHOOL IS OUT!!. I gave my last speech on thursday and i felt retarded cuz my teacher told us all to be creative with the speech since it's our last. So i listened and did something creative and everyone elses was like all boring and like read out of a textbook. and to top it off they all looked at me like i was retarded for being creative. what the heck ever.
-friday i went to take my math final and i was freaked out cuz last week my teacher was like "you all need to do really good on the final next week, especially for the person who is right on the line of passing or failing, you know who you are." and she was looking directly at me when she said it(**you may think i was just being paranoid but there were only 5 ppl in the class and we were all spaced far apart in the room.)**. So i was freaking out all last week thinking i was gonna fail my math class. Well i take my final, check my grade and i got a 97% on the final and a B+ in the class. so she was wrong. Oh yea the teacher also told us to have all these review problems so we can turn them in. So i didn't go to church wednesday night so i could do all of them. I get to school friday morning and she decides not to take them for a grade. WHAT THE CRAP?
-Mother of pearl my car is making a sound like I have a huge hole in the muffler and it's driving me crazy.
-wednesday morning i ran into the Passports back bumper and ripped my headlight off my car when i was backing out, so that was tons of fun.
The weather has been really nice lately. I love it and apparently Riley loves it too.


Craziness. Today i went to Olivias birthday party at the Skatin Place and i skated. I haven't skated on those freaky old school skates ever, but i did today as i got laughed at by these freaky 14 year old girls who i wanted to punch in the face, but i didn't because that wouldn't have been nice.


-I got a new cell phone. I love it and i think it rocks.
-I got my hair cut on tuesday. It was definately needed cuz my hair looked NASTY. i bet everyone already knew that cuz they could see the mop that was my hair. Now it's back to normal.
-So Paris got voted off American Idol. I wanted Katharine to get voted off but for some reason people like her. i have no idea why, but what the heck ever. I hope it come down to 2 guys in the final. but people will want to keep a girl in it even if she shouldn't win cuz she can't sing.
I hope Chris wins it all, because he's the best on there.
-GUESS WHAT? i found out that the show DINOSAURS i love is out on dvd. how cool is that? i think i'm gonna buy it. Here's something else that's cool. Snow Patrols new cd comes out this tuesday.
-Good times. I love writing blogs it's so fantabulous. fantabulous is a fun word to say. everyone should add it into their everyday conversations, it would probably make people happier. Maybe i should do some kind of a study. Maybe that's what i'll do. What do you people think?